My form has changed but not my essence

Wow look at that first post what a middle school post that is can you believe this
but honestly my interests are different but my weird style is still the same
in summary, don't expect anything different from now on than from the first 21 posts, unless you want the liver discs to consume you

i'm saddened that it took me almost a year to post again. now go enjoy a quesadilla you little infantile child you

I should be doing history but instead I'm writing about hand sculptures

**DISCLAIMER** I wrote this months ago but never posted it. I slapped on a hasty conclusion and now you're here, reading it.

The only reason for this blog is procrastination. I should do work. Despite being overwhelmed, I can always find a way to not do the thing that I'm supposed to be doing in every way shape and form.

So let me tell you about very important things

The Intricate Art of Hand Sculptures
Various influential figures in the art community have, throughout history, agreed that hand sculptures could indeed be the most expressive and fabulous form of art. This careful practice must be carried out with a subtle urgency, with the most delicate of manners that inspires one's heart to beat quickly and urges veins and arteries to get blood pumping. A group of people placing palms on fingers and nails on wrists to create a collaborative and unique piece is one of the most worthwhile activities that one could possibly engage in. Although precise, the hand sculpture time and time again represents our society and the internal chaotic struggle in one's soul.
Not just anyone is capable of creating a hand sculpture. One must be human, and must have at least one hand or one prosthetic hand. Many people don't create hand sculptures as they are led by the belief that they don't have hands. About 800,000 out of 799,000.7 of people in our survey claimed to have lacked quite a bit of confidence. We found a direct correlation between the people who lacked high quality self esteem, especially if they lacked even very poor self esteem, and the people who believed they didn't possess differing select body parts and/ or facial features. 90% of people who told our researches that they didn't have hands actually had hands. There are too many potential hand sculptors living their daily lives believing they cannot create hand sculptures while, indeed, they could. The other 10% of people who believed they did not own hands were correct. 5% of these people could have prosthetic hands made for them. Unfortunately, another requirement to create a hand sculpture is to be living. The other 5% were dead and will never engage in the birth of a hand sculpture.
An important element within the realm of hand sculptures remains the people they are created with. They must all be alive and they must all have at least one hand. If ones creates hand sculptures with people who don't have hands, then the sculpture is going to lack the emotion and power that a hand sculpture naturally possesses. Friends are oftentimes good candidates for hand sculpture. Enemies can make for a forceful feel within a masterpiece. Severed fingers add an interesting contrast between attached and detached limbs and extremities, but arms severed from at least the elbow are considered far more tasteful by balancing the hand with the wrist. Take, for example, a hand sculpture compiled of a stack of removed fingers. There will not be as much interest as there would be if a couple palms were thrown in. if we add some of your friends' hands, attached to them or not, and some of your enemies' severed hands, the audience feels a connection. They understand that we must not allow our desire for knuckles and dorsal interossei interfere with our need for relationship with others.
More ways to engage your audience include adding "special effects". Some artists choose to freeze-dry their hand sculptures to add a dehydrated feel. Others include only the hands of the morbidly obese. Reserved artists find that they wish to remove all the muscle or bone from the flesh. There is a place for each artist in the realm of hand sculptures.
I hope you'll come to enjoy this fine art so much as I do- the calming benefits of the careful practice will work wonders in your life. Be fruitful, and enjoy.

Recipe 3

If you didn't have enough recipes yet, then we're back with another one! Don't wear the wrong shirt and you'll do just fine at this "Trifriut's Fruitbowl!" Do you desire to consume? Then follow this easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeyyyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyyyyyyy recipe! ;3

Ingredients:
3 cups chopped Pineapple
1/2 sliced Fruit
14 canned Brown Suga
2 Winter Jackets (adds a kick!)
13 high insullative boots (Event HARDER kick!)
5.36784 Starbacks lips
9 Mortar
So many tomato juice
5 metric tons of assorted creature fleash (any will do! ;3)
7 one more things
10 Cement carpet pillows

Now let's get to preparing! Now that you reeeeeeallly have  a deep deep desire to consume, let's prepare our recipe!

Firrrrrsta! Assemble a pillow fort to build your satanic- I mean scrumptious recipe! Now that you have your fort, be sure to throw your pineapples like they have no feelings, until they reminisce your assorted creature fleash. Remember, if they could still feel, the pineapples aren't good enough yet! Keep throwing! And remember, break their spirits! ;#

Now that you have enough pineapple carnage, fleeep your mortar to resemble a great leaning tower of emptiness, but you dont want it to be like that. Such a sad tower... lets fill it with pineapple and creature fleash! Oh yes!

Now shower your cheery carnage tower with the so many tomatoe juice! So cheery! This has been certified as the #17 spirit Christmas lifter worldwide! So pooooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrrr like yu meannnnnn itttt itititititititttttt! Pourrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr juuuuuuu uuuuuiceeee on yourrrrr rrrrrrr babbbbbbbbyyyyyyyy jus sttttttt doooooo ooo itttt!

We must must protecct our precious baby with some very very manipulative boots! Now dont kick the baby, or you will be kicked back! So give your baby and give yourself a nice jacket for the kick!

For extra protection, coat your ENTIRE head in the 14 brown suga because what's better for protection than 14 canned volleyball players, am I right?

Next, we need to get the right texture so that you don't have a flavorful meal that feels like ground hand sculpture after it's been dipped in husband juices. In order to accomplish your hopes from the womb, we must win some one more things in an intense game of poker that includes the exchange of souls. The key to winning is to bluff far more than you should and you can do better than any proffessssssional.

Burn 3 of the Starbacks lips in order to give the dish some color. Whip them into the appealing and delicious slop. Make sure not to become infected by white girl- in order to prevent the pumpkin spice latte disease be sure to include another 2.36784 Starbacks lips. Now you will be a weak dependent male, just like me.

Now we must add the finishing touch- go on facebook and stress about getting the perfect picture. Then buckle under the stress and text your grandmother instead. Go to the bottom of the ocean for the proper atmosphere to enjoy this anything-but-generic fruitbowl. Don't let your pet squid kill you because of your lack of homonyms and remember burger. Always, ALALLALLWAAYS remember burger.

Serve on your child's back after rubbing it with crawfish at night. ENJOY!

Recipe 2

Hey guys, I found another delicious recipe! I'm super excited to share this with you guys! Enjoy!

So, here is my recipe for bread pudding:

Ingredients

16 oz cubed bread

1 stick of butter (healthy amirite)

2 cups sugar

2 cups salt

3 tbs crushed hopes and dreams

4 cubes of soylent green

1 cup nail  clippings of syrian refugee

1 large moose steak

1 jugular

Alright, first steps first. We have to cube the bread. So take 4 or 5 slices and dice em and slice em! Make sure to watch your fingers and not cut them off! Not that it matters anyways, cause the finger bone adds a nice crunch. Ya know what? Just add in the finger bone anyways. Who needs those anyways??

Next dump the sugar and salt and butter into a bowl and mix until the mixture begins to smoke and your fire alarm sets off

After that, we take the hopes and dreams and bring them to school so they can be ground into a fine powder. Dump into mixture from previous step

The next step is to take the cubed soylent green and stir fry for an hour or two till the room smells like the wonderful smell of burning flesh.

Now add all this to the mixture, and pour over the cubed bread in a pan. Bake for 2 hours a 345 degrees.

NOw, you may be thinking, "WHAT THE ACTUAL FRUIT FLAVORED SNACKS". I understand, but you must understand that we have the moose steak and jugular for moral support while baking. So dont call the cops on me, IM just being weird and writing this to freak you out.

So herres and inspirational quote to qualm your sanity

"Daarkness.... is Dark.... and Lightness.... is also dark..... cause in reality.... arent we all just lamp shades floating in the wind?" - Donald Trump 2k16

And yet more procrastination

licorice is only liquor and ice
licor
ice
liquor ice
see
see there

+ice
=licorice


see
i rest my case

anyways, I want to draw a steamroller bike


my hopes and dreams in one object

yeh i should be writing a paper for English... NOPE!!!

betelgeuse is probably wearing a sombrero... maybe betelgeuse is literally a sombrero. a lonely plasma form sombrero floating through space fusing hydrogen atoms. poor hat.

you know, shia lebeouf is actually a bully. around him, dreams can never be who they are around him. he tells people to not let their dreams be dreams, but he can't stop them from being who they are.

thank you for your time.

Pick a papaya
any papaya
plz guys

people, have you followed my warnings? know what acronyms are and don't do burger.
this is not all that you will need. because a healthy growing mind like yours needs quality content like this, another warning is to remember to get your daily dose of no. 'no' is the initial reaction that comes from things like this that are so stupid we can barely comprehend them. you might feel no for a fraction of a second or for weeks on end, but we all needs some no becuz it helps us to know that we are better than no. so here is some more no.

KAFJDCKIWFS
FKJCMISKDJCKSF
troll troll troll troll
doritos john cena smoke weed everyday
(no please don't smoke weed everyday though)

be a joey jojo procrastinator and sit down
be careful out there or you will trip and fall and die
don't do that
that's bad
i have seven toothpicks
my best friend is poultrybuck
i like mops
don't ever meet chef boyardee in real life he will rape you that is bad and traumatic avoid him it's his fault not yours

Procrastination

during every single blog post, i've been procrastinating. i have an email address that i made up and it says that i'm probably procrastinating right now, and every time i type it in i AM procrastinating.
so getting what you want to get done is not a matter of not procrastinating but a matter of just doing it. it is a matter of getting started, and every time you pause to think, not getting distracted. otherwise you'll end up like i am now. procrastinating on a procrastination blog. so if you're reading this, focus and go write that paper, make that phone call, or if this really if your free time, PLZ DON'T GO ;~; there is much more to see here bro
ikjfmcifvlckjilfhojkcm akdfckd dskcksdc dcskjcdsjkdsiWWWWWWWCDSN,WEWJKCS,ALKOIhnhnodkj
that was a secret code. interpret it and check your work below
(the answer is aiwecjo,,jfvsofcjifkswlcdjm wsdkcjsliwrj kfjmlwef jiksmdcjwlc )
need procrastination ideas?
go look up cheesy music jokes.
go look at another blog post
get lost on soundcloud
create a social media account or go to an existing one
sell your mother's favorite jewelry for her
marilize legajuana
abolish slavery
find your true self
make a sandwich out of your pet turtle
don't have a pet turtle? go to a swamp and find a new pet turtle
read this list
stab your sweater
look up magical girl donald trump

Burger Be Danger

Hello
let's write about burgers are danger
Tasty Burger Burger
Burger be dangerous because this is burger:
 Burger from Dark Cloud 2
See? Burger can kill you burger be danger don't do burger

don't do burger burgers are bad

burger=death

burger will kill him now

COULD THIS BURGER KILL YOU?

YES INDEED> THE BURGER DEFINITELY WILL KILL YOU.

we are all going to die

don't be a burgertarian

DEATH BY BURGER!!!!!
deal with it

Languages and

I'm not trying to say that my knowledge of Spanish is impressive, because it most DEFINITELY is not. Just, when you say strange stuff in English and that's your native language, it's just like 'well, anybody could come up with that. So yeah, I know strange stuff in Spanish- I'm so proud no google translate will be used here:

Te gustaría quemar ojos sabrosos a la piscina conmigo

Yo monto las barbillas

Lloro debajo de un cuchillo a las 11:26

Sufrir o no sufrir es la pregunta

A veces su madrastra y yo nadamos para todos personas

Excuse mi español, I know i'm no good at it... but still, languages r fun. 

Marco Rubio es Marco Blonde en inglés

I also changed my background to a whole lot of yunos. There is no escaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Congratulations to whoever is reading this! You have managed to find the stupidest blog ever that hide links in the word escape. Didn't see THAT one coming, did you?

Wait... are you like precognitive or something...

ALSO IMPORTANT DISCOVERY 

ᐤ~ᐤ