I'm not trying to say that my knowledge of Spanish is impressive, because it most DEFINITELY is not. Just, when you say strange stuff in English and that's your native language, it's just like 'well, anybody could come up with that. So yeah, I know strange stuff in Spanish- I'm so proud no google translate will be used here:
Te gustaría quemar ojos sabrosos a la piscina conmigo
Yo monto las barbillas
Lloro debajo de un cuchillo a las 11:26
Sufrir o no sufrir es la pregunta
A veces su madrastra y yo nadamos para todos personas
Excuse mi español, I know i'm no good at it... but still, languages r fun.
Marco Rubio es Marco Blonde en inglés
I also changed my background to a whole lot of yunos. There is no escaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Congratulations to whoever is reading this! You have managed to find the stupidest blog ever that hide links in the word escape. Didn't see THAT one coming, did you?
Wait... are you like precognitive or something...
ALSO IMPORTANT DISCOVERY
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