So, here is my recipe for bread pudding:
Ingredients
16 oz cubed bread
1 stick of butter (healthy amirite)
2 cups sugar
2 cups salt
3 tbs crushed hopes and dreams
4 cubes of soylent green
1 cup nail clippings of syrian refugee
1 large moose steak
1 jugular
Alright, first steps first. We have to cube the bread. So take 4 or 5 slices and dice em and slice em! Make sure to watch your fingers and not cut them off! Not that it matters anyways, cause the finger bone adds a nice crunch. Ya know what? Just add in the finger bone anyways. Who needs those anyways??
Next dump the sugar and salt and butter into a bowl and mix until the mixture begins to smoke and your fire alarm sets off
After that, we take the hopes and dreams and bring them to school so they can be ground into a fine powder. Dump into mixture from previous step
The next step is to take the cubed soylent green and stir fry for an hour or two till the room smells like the wonderful smell of burning flesh.
Now add all this to the mixture, and pour over the cubed bread in a pan. Bake for 2 hours a 345 degrees.
NOw, you may be thinking, "WHAT THE ACTUAL FRUIT FLAVORED SNACKS". I understand, but you must understand that we have the moose steak and jugular for moral support while baking. So dont call the cops on me, IM just being weird and writing this to freak you out.
So herres and inspirational quote to qualm your sanity
"Daarkness.... is Dark.... and Lightness.... is also dark..... cause in reality.... arent we all just lamp shades floating in the wind?" - Donald Trump 2k16
