Languages and

I'm not trying to say that my knowledge of Spanish is impressive, because it most DEFINITELY is not. Just, when you say strange stuff in English and that's your native language, it's just like 'well, anybody could come up with that. So yeah, I know strange stuff in Spanish- I'm so proud no google translate will be used here:

Te gustaría quemar ojos sabrosos a la piscina conmigo

Yo monto las barbillas

Lloro debajo de un cuchillo a las 11:26

Sufrir o no sufrir es la pregunta

A veces su madrastra y yo nadamos para todos personas

Excuse mi español, I know i'm no good at it... but still, languages r fun. 

Marco Rubio es Marco Blonde en inglés

I also changed my background to a whole lot of yunos. There is no escaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Congratulations to whoever is reading this! You have managed to find the stupidest blog ever that hide links in the word escape. Didn't see THAT one coming, did you?

Wait... are you like precognitive or something...

ALSO IMPORTANT DISCOVERY 

ᐤ~ᐤ

LISTSSSS

When you want to make it look like you've written a ton on a page, write a list. When you want to write poetry but not really,

Live
In
Serene
Tranquility

make a list. So I wrote a list of all the books that I remember reading that aren't mangas or picture books and I feel very accomplished. For no particular reason. So my point is...
my point is...?
LISTS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF YOU DON'T HUG YOUR MAILBOX