Sunday, December 27, 2015

*Minimal spoilers (like the name the new Sith apprentice goes by)*
Although I have no idea what to write about, as long as you keep writing then you get an idea, right? Well... I went and saw Star Wars EpisodeVII, and though I liked it, I managed to find a lot of flaws. The plot was very similar in many ways to previous episodes within the original trilogy, and the new Sith apprentice Kylo Ren just will not be what Darth Vader was, though I'm not sure if he'll get close or not. He likes his tantrums... though I guess the same could be said about Darth Vader, especially around when he rid himself of the name Anakin Skywalker slaughtered Tusken Raiders and young padawans. There is definitely death in this new movie too, but of course it has a different feel. The whole movie has a different feel. This movie has really good special effects and for most of the time I forgot I was in a movie theater. The world also felt a lot more narrow, the first six episodes really emphasized how big the universe was and how diverse its creatures were, though most of the main roles were human. I liked the actors in this, they did pretty well. There you go, Star Wars review. If you want to talk to me about it I have a lot more thoughts (that are slightly more insightful than this), so just email me at ryry.bubble.llama@gmail.com or comment! If anybody wants certain art in my section, do that too. If you want to randomly talk to me, also do one of those two things. If none of those apply to you don't do anything. I will write more at some point. Maybe one day I'll get around to some actual writing, but maybe not that's too sufishtcaetd.THANKS GUYS FOR READING THIS STUFF I GUESS BAI

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Hitsugi no Chaika

I got the first screenshot on a tablet, which I knew how to do, but recently I figured out how to screenshot on the desktop, and this is what happened...
Don't you just love Chaika the Coffin Princess?

Thanks, Akari.

I paused it to go do something and this is what it stopped on.

The protective father, Toru. Reminds me of someone...
Oh, right. Him.

Hi, buddy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

How to Use a Sticker

(Doing this for school figured I might as well put it on here)
1.
Find your sticker

2. 
Grab the corner of the sticker and remove it completely. Be careful not to take the backing with you.

3. 
Position the sticker.

4.
Place the sticker and enjoy your beautiful decoration.

Good job. Good. Job.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Ridiculing Rocks

I don't really have time to do this. So why am I? I also don't know what to write about. I'm just writing, not very good writing, but writing nonetheless. OH I KNOW! Let's make fun of a document from when I was in elementary school. I'm gonna go find one... Oh look I found one from 4th grade because in 5th grade I was an OK enough writer that it would be hard to make fun of. I really began to understand writing that year... YES I CAN ACTUALLY WRItE IF I ACTUALLY TRY, ARIGATO GOZAIMAS.
here it is

(there was no title but it's about pet rocks)
Hannah Hairstylist is very colorful with browns, blues, oranges, reds, and peach color. Her shape is a little bit egg-like, and her size about as large as certain books. Hannah has a rough texture and is not shiny except for little bits of shimmer on her skin. Hannah’s face has blue eyes with eyelashes, a nose which is a very little dot, a mouth with lips, and hair. Her hair is different colored with highlights,and is nearly always in a ponytail with bangs. Hannah Hairstylist has peach colored arms, orange legs, and peach colored skin. She is a healthy rock even though she weighs over one hundred ninety grams. My rock’s clothing and accessories are a brown outfit, red shoes, and scissors. Hannah lives in a calm river in a big bed of moss. Her special abilities include walking on her back and giving random rocks scars with her diamond scissors. If you can’t contact Hannah or you want to know more about her, Julia Ladybug, Oreo Mahoney, Slinkie Snake, Ocean Easter Egg, Blue Jeans Horse and her rider Jessie Person are her close friends. Hannah and her friends like to cut hair, roller skate, and call each other on the phone. (If you want a haircut her number is 123-cut-hair). Clearly, Hannah Hairstylist can be a handful, but is also super fun to be with!

now let's ridicule it and pull it apart.
black is original text
blue is what i say now
Hannah Hairstylist what kind of name is this (no offense to hairstylists named hannah, just why is that her last name) is very colorful with browns, blues, oranges, reds, and peach color. is she ok Her shape is a little bit egg-like, and her size about as large as certain books. Hannah has a rough texture and is not shiny except for little bits of shimmer on her skin. this makes so much sense. next year i is good at grammars Hannah’s face has blue eyes with eyelashes, a nose which is a very little dot, a mouth with lips, and hair. good job. why didn't i say after the rock was decorated? this makes it sound like the rock has a face. actually, i didn't even mention she was a pet rock. Her hair is different colored with highlights,and is nearly always in a ponytail with bangs. so fashion Hannah Hairstylist has peach colored arms, orange legs, and peach colored skin. you gots to gives those legs tans She is a healthy rock even though she weighs over one hundred ninety grams. "healthy". she was the heaviest rock in the class, if i remember correctly. or maybe second heaviest? i don't remember what she looks like though. My rock’s clothing and accessories are a brown outfit, red shoes, and scissors. AND SCISSORS. Hannah lives in a calm river in a big bed of moss. Her special abilities include walking on her back O.o WHY and giving random rocks scars WHAT with her diamond scissors. oh, that makes it all better, with her DIAMOND SCISSORS. If you can’t contact Hannah or you want to know more about her, Julia Ladybug, Oreo Mahoney, Slinkie Snake, Ocean Easter Egg, Blue Jeans Horse and her rider Jessie Person are her close friends. Hannah and her friends like to cut hair, yeah, fun. WAIT NO IT'S NOT roller skate, and call each other on the phone. (If you want a haircut her number is 123-cut-hair). yes, could i PLEASE have a diamond scissors haircut!? Clearly, Hannah Hairstylist can be a handful, but is also super fun to be with! clearly

that was... fun
wow

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Recipe


Re Cipe (that is how you are supposed to say recipe, look at the phonetics, stop getting it wrong. recipe.)

I have discovered a delicious breakfast recipe! Need to get somewhere in the morning, and fast? Just grab a bag of this nutritious and delicious snack mix.

Riley-san's Trailmix:

1 cup chopped dried fruits
2 cups cashews
1 sprinkle coconut
1 bag hot chocolate mix
1 bottle s'more flavored vodka
1 jar rabbit neglect
3 cans of canned clown
1 gargling gargoyle

Fetch a large bowl from your pantry, and mix the ingredients! Remember to bake the canned clown first, they taste far better that way. It just adds an extra crunch. Then just put into cute little sheep stomach bags. Tie with a ribbon and you have nutritious, delicious energyyyyy that lasts all day! ;3