Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Recipe


Re Cipe (that is how you are supposed to say recipe, look at the phonetics, stop getting it wrong. recipe.)

I have discovered a delicious breakfast recipe! Need to get somewhere in the morning, and fast? Just grab a bag of this nutritious and delicious snack mix.

Riley-san's Trailmix:

1 cup chopped dried fruits
2 cups cashews
1 sprinkle coconut
1 bag hot chocolate mix
1 bottle s'more flavored vodka
1 jar rabbit neglect
3 cans of canned clown
1 gargling gargoyle

Fetch a large bowl from your pantry, and mix the ingredients! Remember to bake the canned clown first, they taste far better that way. It just adds an extra crunch. Then just put into cute little sheep stomach bags. Tie with a ribbon and you have nutritious, delicious energyyyyy that lasts all day! ;3